*shows vic thinkgeek.com stuff online*
me: look! "there's no place like 127.0.0.1!"
vic: you people are weird.
me: oh! and look! isn't that pretty? it's a picture of the caffeine molecule!
vic: *rolls eyes and slaps me upside the head*

*me bops head to offspring song*
vic: how did you get like this? weren't you picked on as a child?


.........i think he's going to go into law. narrr...