weird conversations to have? i was reading over a friend's friend's site and came across:
http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/asy/random/mansack.html

*sigh*

thus...i got to thinking about posting odd conversations I've had...albeit, i don't think i can beat the above. hrmm....

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.<<| v.ï.ç.t.?.®. |>> says:
holi crap!
.<<| v.ï.ç.t.?.®. |>> says:
i made the weirdest noise
.<<| v.ï.ç.t.?.®. |>> says:
i leaned back and breathed out
.<<| v.ï.ç.t.?.®. |>> says:
n i sounded likea real seal!!!
::78252:: says:
*slaps forehead*
::78252:: says:
yeah. yeah this is why we don't talk to each other.
::78252:: says:
except over the internet.
::78252:: says:
remember, you do not address me in public.
.<<| v.ï.ç.t.?.®. |>> says:
mm-hmm
.<<| v.ï.ç.t.?.®. |>> says:
just liike "do we hafta go home to our mommy yet?"
::78252:: says:
shut up.
::78252:: says:
i was cool, dammit.
.<<| v.ï.ç.t.?.®. |>> says:
mm-hmm
.<<| v.ï.ç.t.?.®. |>> says:
sure u were
::78252:: says:
i was!

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
i was!

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me: *points to pack of camels out front* sir, are those yours?

friend: Hmm... What did they do wrong?

me: *looks at scuff marks on asphalt* do those hooves belong to them?

friend: Nope. That was the elk.

me: ah. and what about the one in the corner with the red nose? he yours?

friend: Yeah. I got him cheap. Factory-second.

me: hrm. $2 for the red-nosed one. but i want a one-year warranty.
wait wait..he's refurb?

friend: Factory recertified.

me: sounds sketchy. let me see your merchant license. are you a franchise?

friend: Hmm no-tax?

me: hrm...10% off and no-tax.

friend: No warranty then.

me: what!? 6-month warranty then. is there a toll-free cust srv line?

friend: No. Long distance. Tuesdays only.

me: hours of operation?

friend: 7:10 pm to 7:15pm. Holidays excepted. Service only available in Dutch.

me: are there self-declared holidays in the company policy?

me: are there accomodations for the hearing impaired? i tend to blank out dutch.

friend: Depends on which collective agreement the call taker falls under.

friend: No.

me: the 23rd collective agreement. 5th from the right.
nono..make that from the left.

me: not very good with this whole customer experience, are you.
i'd like to speak with your quality assurance supervisor.

friend: We save by cutting service. We pass the savings along to you.

friend: We fired him. We passed those savings along too.

me: how sweeet! if only all other reps were like you! badge number?

friend: We're not allowed to give out our badge numbers. Company policy after the "incident".

me: you dont' really have badge numbers, do you. *raise eyebrows*

friend: No. We stopped making the badges. We passed that along too.

me: the incident? ohhh...that was *you* on the news?!

friend: Actually Bob. He doesn't work here anymore.

me: and mike from kenmore?

friend: You mean Mike from Canmore? Or does Mike actually hail from the Sears appliance department...

me: shush. sears is king.

me: *hangs head*
yeah. your turn to be sensical next time.

friend: Are you implying you're being sensical? ;)

me: i have my moments.